on twinkle toes.
Friday, November 07, 2008


ade is UNHAPPY.

things to note:

1) you do NOT get out of your parking lot &speed down the lane. please use your brain; you are in a CARPARK for goodness sake. nobody speeds in a carpark, unless it has the layout of an f1 track.

2) if you get into an accident, you do NOT blame whatever happened SOLELY on the other party. pressurizing &proclaiming "do you admit is your fault" may be scary to the person in concern, but obviously ridiculous to an outsider.

3) you do NOT try to change the subject, ignore or avoid eye contact with the person who has just witnessed that you were speeding. you are a GROWN MAN, who should know by now that one should be responsible for his own actions and not pin the blame solely on others.

4) you may feel that the witness is unreliable, but if there are FOUR witnesses, then please reflect and notice that something is wrong with you.

5) if you say you saw someone speed down the other lane, please use your common sense and HIT ON THE BRAKES. yes, it might be your right of way, but a normal person would think of preventing the accident first rather than having his "right of way".

(e.g. if a pedestrian is crossing a zebra crossing &sees a car speeding down, his first reaction would be to quickly move out of the way instead of continue walking like an idiot simply because it's his right to.)

6) pick on somebody your own size. and in your case. age as well.

7) you do NOT need to hire a car just to get to work for ONE day. singapore's public transport system is quite efficient at times. IF you feel that taking a bus or mrt is too demeaning for you, do not worry. we have MERCS cabs as well.

8) you do NOT twist the story so it makes you seem like a perfect angel. the size of your wife's eyes grew to the size of pingpong balls when she found out that you were speeding.

9) you do NOT pretend to disregard &deny the fact you were speeding, as you were obviously guilty in point THREE.

10) if YOU happen to read this &you feel unhappy, it just means you're guilty. HAH.


hey girl.

adeline
20 going on 21
mgs, pjc, nus fass
4b4'04, 05a02, 05a07
dance, touch rugby
jurong calvary bp
8th december

sweetpeas.

alex alison alywin amanda angmoh bryna celena ching ching;ade dennis desmond didi dominique dudley eunice gene felicia flor huiyi jacq janet jeff jeremy jessie jiaxin jo jo;gilly kenneth kevin kim kynneth landy liyi mag mao sheng meredith michelle mich chiang peiling rachel rachel tann rachel xie rah ray ruth sab sam samantha shaun sherilyn shumei shuuy siew huai simin sis soe-na suxian yiling yingling yongjun yunzhen (sarah) zhijun

alvin's designs gbook email

there&then.
February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009

chitter chatter.




credits

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8